The Woodlanders Update

Two days ago, Jungle Jim alias Tarzan and his mum decided they wanted to try living in a commune (or at lease a community) so they formed an orderly queue by the gate and hoped the first passer-by would open it and he did!
'Oh brave new world that has such (people) calves in it' [he doubtless said to himself [and as several calves have said to themselves down the ages]while coming to terms with the inescapable fact that he was hardly half as big as his smallest new companion...!
If he eats with single-minded determination, he might gain 3lbs a day. I bet humans are glad they can't (or can they?)